Nerd Town just ain't what it used to be.
Nerditry, like single serve whole milk yogurt and good breeding, is becoming harder and harder to find, Dear Reader.Consider, if you will, the .sig file.Long a friend of the thoughtful, movie quoting,...
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SPOTTED:
At the corner of Frank Gehry and Activision, a certain MoCap actor, in full regalia, including skin tight shiny black leotard, ping pong balls (your joke here) and maybe a little more MoCap actor than...
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Oh yes we DID!!!
¡CLÁRO que sí nos podemos!!!And it's only 9:30, DAMN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!finally a president i can have a crush on!x
View ArticleCommercials I HATE: FreeCreditReport.com
Firstly, Dear Reader, I apologize for planting that earworm on you. I'm so full of hate for this series of spots, though; I simply WILL NOT BE SILENCED.FreeCreditReport.com, first of all, performs a...
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As not yet seen on Cake Wrecks...
I love Cake Wrecks: When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong. If I had a job, I'd totally attract the wrong kind of attention at work while reading it. Shooting Diet Coke out of your...
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my student posted this and he will be shown excessive unfair favoritism directly!
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AWK. WARD.
I HATE bumping in to ex-tv-boyfriends, Dear Reader. Especially ones you've dumped like a hot rock, with nary a phone call, email, text, or even a Holly-Golightly-esque wave over the shoulder for...
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